2026 Beethoven Ugly Christmas T-Shirt - "Fifth Symphony, Fifth Eggnog" Funny Holiday Tee
2026 Beethoven Ugly Christmas T-Shirt - "Fifth Symphony, Fifth Eggnog" Funny Holiday Tee
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Da-da-da-DUM… and pour another round. This ugly-Christmas-sweater-style tee catches Ludwig van Beethoven mid-celebration, holly mug in hand, in a design that turns his most famous four notes into a holiday-party punchline. Perfect for the music lover who takes their eggnog as seriously as their symphonies, it's made for holiday parties, concerts, ugly-sweater contests, and cozy winter nights. Soft, breathable, and easy to layer, it combines a clean retail fit and crew neckline with detailed, wash-durable artwork. A brilliant gift for orchestra fans, classical music buffs, and anyone who loves a good pun with their eggnog.
Perfect to wear while listening to "Beethoven for Christmas (A Magical Christmas Playlist)" on our YouTube channel, Essential Classics.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- DTF/DTG printed design for crisp, vibrant artwork; sleeve and label printing matches quality
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and garment stability
- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with transparent supply chain origins
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Cugate AG, info@cugateshop.com, Belziger Str. 72, Berlin, 10823, DE
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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